onsdag 2. desember 2009

confusion

Shait! I met this gorgeous man, and I'm floating on pink clouds, falling through them all the time 'cause I'm panicking! I'm so afraid that this will blow up in my face that I'm not sure if I can put my heart in it. And I know I have to tell him about this, otherwise I'll hurt him and that freaks me out even more, 'cause if we're gonna "talk" about it then it's for real, and it's just a mess!

torsdag 9. april 2009

Mitt liv som gummi




Takket være en omteksom feestivaldeltaker
fikk jeg omsider fart på karrieren.
Etter å ha vært kondom i knappe 15 sekunder,
etterfulgt av smokk, viskelær, gummistrikk,
skosåle, ballong, vannslange...you name it,
så må jeg si at jeg trives som bildekk.

onsdag 11. februar 2009

a new man?

[Bruises - Chairlift]

A man for me has got to be a lot of things, but there's somethings that has to match from the start.

Charming - a trait I can't explain how to get perfect. It could be attitude, laughter, a look, winking, a way of being, giving attention in a certain way.
Funny! If you don't laugh at my jokes now, you won't in two weeks either, and the other way around.
Matching kiss - this is very important. A non match at this one, could potentially be crucial. Yes, "we can work on it", but that's not what you want to start of with! There will be lots of things that needs a "work on", we don't want to start there.
Attention seeking - 'cause I am and I can't have you around competition for mine. I want you to fill my needs, not have the same. It's like having the same favorite chocolate - it's not all for me.

And I'm not sure how important physically attractive is. Of course it matters (it's bull shit that it's the inner that counts, 'cause you'll never get to show if your physics doesn't pass), but I don't know how much it matters. At least not to start with... I'm not saying I'd go for everything, but you don't need to look like Johnny Depp (but it helps).

Red lips